Tuesday, May 18, 2010
You know your a mama of a newborn plus two others when
You Know your a mom of two plus a newborn when...
*you don't care if you have to nurse in a public place(like the mall)...I mean if people don't like it then they should put a sheet over their head right??
*You do the sniff test to see if that shirt on the ground has been puked on already
*You've learned how to type and nurse as the same time
*You been puked on while having a conversation with the neighbor...but instead of running in to change, you finish your chit chat...that's when you know your starving for adult conversations..lol
*You give your kids deli ham rolled up with goldfish and an apple for lunch because it's just to hard to actually make a ham sandwich while burping a baby
* You have story time with your boob out so you can nurse the youngest clan member at the same time
*Bedtime is usually around 10:00 unlike before with one child I could stay up until 1 or 2 in the morning
*You bring your newborn to the movie theatre so your other kids wont miss out on the new Oceans movie
*You buy most of the newest member clothes second hand
*you walk around all afternoon with a burp rag in you bra because you forgot to take it out last feeding so you wouldn't leak all over the place.
*Doing laundry is a perfectly acceptable form of exercise...especially since you have to go up and down the stairs to get to the washer
*You pray for a sunny day so that you can kid the older kids outside just so you can clean the house in peace
*You need to upgrade from your SUV because it's just not big enough anymore
*hey if the baby fell asleep in the swing why wake him up to put him in his crib for the night right??